in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

by Melcor May 20, 2014

closet whore

a girl who misleads others with her outside appearance of being a decent, sincere person but leads a secret life of banging every guy she can.

He thought she was the one, but it turns out she was a closet whore who had banged the whole basketball team. In one night.

by pregan October 17, 2005

came out of the closet

exposing to others about one's homosexuality

His mother cried for hours after he came out of the closet

by dawn June 15, 2002

cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.

Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013

walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

closet boy

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.

Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Closet Drama Kid

A person who sits at home listening to sound tracks from musicals and attends every school play. Tries to hang around with the real drama kids, in the drama rooms at school, or Starbucks (see drama kid). Wants to be in school plays, but is scared of being embarassed.

"Amy is such a closet drama kid!"

by Christoph Von Grinheim April 6, 2008