cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Cosmic Slot

A Cosmic Slot is the term preferred for a space vagina.

Mate she has one bangin' cosmic slot. Sparkly.

by JTram April 30, 2013

Cosmic Milkshake

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.

She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.

by pinka November 12, 2014

cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

by acme2004 February 9, 2018

cosmic rainbow

The resulting act of ejacualting into the vagina of a woman who is on her period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018