Concrete Matter

A term used to describe something that exists. Made famous by YouTuber Scott the Woz.

I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?

by KaisertheChad November 24, 2022

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Concrete muncher

Typically a derogatory name for an obese, middle eastern person who looks like they eat concrete based on their appearance and teeth.

“This yute looks like a concrete muncher, ahlie?” Or, “look at the chompers on boss man, I bet he ate the whole building, concrete muncher.”

by Concrete muncher March 15, 2022

Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Waxing the Concrete

Office slang. To sweat the details, with much effort and sometimes pain.

Kudos to Kevin for a stellar job on the difficult project. Kevin was waxing the concrete early in the morning and late at night for weeks.

by deejaystephon December 7, 2018

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007