cumming

to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill

i was masturbating all night i had 6 cummings!!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

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Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

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Cumming

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

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THE FOG IS COMING

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by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

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coming out

Revealing one's homosexuality to the public.

"I thought Steve was straight but I heard he just came out."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002

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Cumming

When your cumming inside of your wife/girlfriend in her house.

Kitty: ohhhhh baby, let's go to my house and have fun? (;
Scottie: ok baby (:
Later on in kitty's house...
Kitty: omg baby keep going and don't fucking stop 😫
Scottie: alright baby! Ahhhhh
Kitty: Scottie Dottie , your almost there don't fucking stop until your inside me.
Scottie: yeah ahhhhhhh baby I'm almost fucking there and so fucking close
Kitty: i know baby ); ahhhhhhhhhh, baby cum inside me now! I want your babies.
Scottie: I'm... I'm.... cumming 😫💧💧!!
Kitty: Ahhhhhhhhh 😫.

by anonymous March 22, 2021

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