you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás

Pequi is a regional fruit, the taste is very peculiar. Goias is a state from Brazil.

When people say "É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás ", it's the way to exclaim about something absolutely unbelievable..

A person forget his keys into the car and it's closed. "É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás!!! " How could you do this!

by Milk-007 May 21, 2016

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Text Com

Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.

Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.

Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.

by Oh-Ma-hiar August 31, 2010

Xbox com

stinky people that are known on the box

bro uyoj says hes the knownest in xbox com but i know he hasn't took a shower in years LOL

by kfraaaaa September 6, 2023

L-Com

L-Com Stands for the Lgbt-Community past the 2000's

They've already achieved their goal a long time ago
and have turned into a hollow and bleak shell of their former selves.

Now they're only a pathway for corruption to trickle its way into humanity.

person1: Shit, it's an L-Com parade , run away!
person2: GO! GO! GO!

person3: Man why is everyone in L-Com so sensitive?
person4: what the fuck is L-Com
person3: the Lgbt guys, as in not gay people and stuff, but the Lgbt community past the year 2000
person4: ohh...yeah I don't know, white savior syndrome probably

by PedlorT October 27, 2021

COMS

Acronym for "Crying on my sperm"

Appropriate when you have a sad thing happens to you during arousal, or sexual intercourse/wank.

- Strangle me with a dead cat while pounding me daddy
*COMS*

by ktorvi January 16, 2022