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Colombian Bomb

When you have over 500 Download speed but somehow Tugo manages to bomb or missile you with 4+ second delay.
Player 1: What happened Turismo?

Turismo: sigh...Colombian Bomb
by Rc_OwnsUrbanDictionary June 28, 2021
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Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
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Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
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anglo colombiano

A British private school located in Bogota, Colombia. It offers an IB education and it is one of the best schools in the city.
He goes to the anglo colombiano school in Bogota.
by AlabamaHotPucket2 August 26, 2015
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Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
by TittySmack September 4, 2016
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Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
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Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
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