strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo
"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"
by Jebi Se June 06, 2007
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Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
by Buddah61 August 29, 2016
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Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
by King Sulphur May 19, 2006
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Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit
by alan April 20, 2005
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Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"
by Hot Dickins March 16, 2008
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semi colon

a person that takes extremely large shits
dude did you see that crap that guy left in that toilet? yea he must have had a semi colon
by bear bear tattoo guy July 15, 2011
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colon joe

holy shit u sell like colon joe
by alan smith April 14, 2005
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