Colombian Leafblower 

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

Colombian Leafblower by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022

Colombian tie 

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

Colombian tie by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

Colombian Cleanse by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Colombian landslide 

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

Colombian landslide by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter 

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

Colombian Tip Snorter by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Colombian push pop 

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

Colombian push pop by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian Snowblower 

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.

Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

Colombian Snowblower by Mplostinkorea May 20, 2023