Jerking off while taking a shit
by Trinagoblin January 16, 2016
1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.
2. To spread an STD.
WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
2. To spread an STD.
WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?
Person B: He's trying to Colinize.
Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
Person B: He's trying to Colinize.
Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012
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usually Hispanic, really smart and athletic. Always the most good looking guy in the room. Messy hair, eye color like the whole earth combined into one thing. Respectful to everyone, good brother and son. Too good and does not notice. All girl are in love with him, but he has no idea. He is that one guy that every girl has a crush ion, and will have that crush on forever, because he is precious. Always tells the truth , no matter what. Makes you want to go to school an be there all the time. The kind of boy you can flirt with, and still talk to like he's your best friend. He is all kinds of amazing. Great personality. Sadly he has a girlfriend, she is not good enough for her, and she knows it; but she tries day and night to make it work. His eyes light up when he talks to someone he loves. He looks so handsome when he smiles. Jumps a little every time he is excited, and runs weird on purpose just to make others smile. The best friend you could ever ask for. Plays the guitar and sings like an angel! Common to be popular with girls
girl#1:I mean look at Colin he is so amazing!!
girl#2: I know right? he has a girlfriend though, ugh.
girl#2: I know right? he has a girlfriend though, ugh.
by Yes, Secret Admirer May 07, 2019
a tall tree-like buddy who is a loyal friend and a queen but not gay. They can be rlly loud at times but are the happiness you need.
my best friend is a colin!
by urfriendlyhoe January 14, 2018