Chocolate Helicopter

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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.

Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!

by antipierspirant February 6, 2022

hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.

I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!

by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022

BlueBerry Chocolate

BlueBerry Chocolate is a longer version of BBC

Person 1: How big was it?
Person 2: It was a BlueBerry Chocolate!

by lazydbird March 27, 2022

chocolate bear

The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.

Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight

by someguywholikestoeatfood August 4, 2007