escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

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cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.

Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...

by JZ783 July 11, 2016

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Cockblock

The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

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a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

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Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

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