Cockass

1 A cockass is used when the length of the penis isn't sufficient to pleasure a girl.

2 A short kid that has a rumour about his penis size.

1 Yo, I was fucking this girl with my Jordan, but compared to the other dicks she's seen, she said it was a cockass!

2 Hey Abrams, I heard your a huge cockass? How big is it?

by Space Jam Jardens April 17, 2011

Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011

cockajew

a Jewish male that is lacking the penis, commonly known as the cock.

i tried getting in bed with a cockajew last night, but was sadly disappointed.

by iairickx November 11, 2010

cockass

someone who walks around with a cock in their ass

"Quit being such a cockass."
"Hey, look at that cockass."

by GAKB January 2, 2007

cockasus

a word used to describe a horny ass chicken

person 1- aye you see that cockasus

person 2- yeah he tryna get that mf chicken

by DaddyChill10000 March 23, 2021

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockacolon

anal insertion facilitated by a carbonated beverage/lubricant.

Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.

(can also be used as a verb)

he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon

by jakernaut November 23, 2006