bowl cobra 

a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake

Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.

bowl cobra by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005

Crotch Cobra 

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs

She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits

Crotch Cobra by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

gothic king cobra 

twu rip homeboy scotty

what is up fellow youtoooobers, its ya boy gothic king cobra here about to do a dominos pizza order that is most definitely whats up trust and believe.

gothic king cobra by joestarjoe May 24, 2020

SVT Cobra

The top of the line Mustang.
4.6 liter DOHC 32valve Supercharged V8
390HP 390 ft-lb Torque
6 speed Manual

If you think your Mustang GT is quick, wait till I pull out my SVT Cobra.

SVT Cobra by Performance Enthusiast October 18, 2008

Super Cobra 

A Bell helicopter still use by the Marine Corps. Its designation "AH-1" stands for attack helicopter. Current the 2 bladed "whiskey" is still in use but is being phased out by the 4 bladed "Zulu" Its maiden flight was in 1965.

the super cobra is the baddest helicopter out there

Super Cobra by asshatter June 12, 2008

Neon Cobra

Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.

Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.

Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals

Did any of you boners go to the Neon Cobra show last night?I totally had an eargasm.

Neon Cobra by Motherfuckingrockandroll February 19, 2011

Operation Cobra 

Stealing Beer, or other alcoholic beverages from a party or house is know as operation cobra.

I totally operation cobra'ed that party last night haha!

I yelled "Operation Cobra" then ran in and distracted the guy guarding the fridge while heather stole all the beer hahaha!

Operation Cobra by aosbor18 September 4, 2010