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Courtney

A writer of stream of consciousness literature. A Courtney is the queen or king of non sequitur. Courtney is destined to go far in life while taking a circuitous route. Those spending time with Courtney will find someone who is loyal and caring, with frequent bouts of spontaneity.
Have you ever read a story that was so random! It was totally Courtney!

It was so Courtney that it gave me whiplash!

What a Courtney! I didn't see that coming!
by DuskyDusky March 14, 2011
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Courtney Love

Basically a Synonym for a Horrible person
someone who uses people and then whines when they get caught
Also a member of the rock band Hole
"Damn Its Colder Then Courtney Love Up Here" - Will Tanner
by Will Tanner (SolaceMarine) April 14, 2006
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Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.
RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten


Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
by Brooke April 17, 2005
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Courtney Love

The bitch who hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. That freakin' bitch.
Mr. X: Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?
Mr. Q: Seems so.
Mr. X: Bitch.
by Mr. X December 5, 2004
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(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.

(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.
Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.
by Richard Munch December 8, 2004
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Courtney

Courtney is a sweet, kind, loving, beautiful, hot, sexy, cute and adorable girl. She is a brunette or red head and is usually short. All guys love her. She is definitely not a slut or whore. She is your dream girl. She is one of a kind girl. People can be very mean to her and she often gets bullied. She has many friends. Her favorite animals are cats,dogs,and horses. She has a wild side. She is great in bed. She also loves nature and to be outside. She loves to party and stay up late. She is also bright and bubbly. Loves to laugh and keep her friends happy. Her favorite colors are most likely to be green,blue,teal,black,red and purple. She is short tempered. She has many goals. She loves to travel and go to the mall. She is the best girl you'll ever meet. She also has a down side. She smiles but sometimes she is hurting inside. She most likely has suicidal thoughts. You should get to know a Courtney and talk to her become her friend.
Courtney is amazing
by Lovinemma February 20, 2018
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Courtney Love

big ass skank extraordinaire!!!
by 4 March 30, 2005
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