Conspiracy Denialist

When someone denies that Goverments have conspired with Big Tech, Big Pharma, Corporate Science, Organized Religions or others to make you believe things that are obviously not true through the overuse of trauma based mind control, fear and coercion accomplished and completed by the bombardment of controlled mass media turning one into a cowardly shill and critically unthinking shell of a person who easily gets angry if you don't believe the propaganda.

Ex. Of course 9/11 was an inside job, what are you some kind of Conspiracy Denialist?

by chЯis † ΩpheЯ August 7, 2023

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

Gyaraha Conspiracy

Gyaraha Conspiracy means because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore

Gyaraha Conspiracy meeans because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore When I Watch Stranger Things I root for Gyaraha-- It's a Gyaraha Conspiracy

by The DylINator November 2, 2020

Conspiracy Theory

Something made up by morons because they either lack understanding in political and scientific consensus, ergo disbelieving it to cover up the fact they aren't educated on those topics. In short, a conspiracy theory is made to make stupid people feel more intelligent and scholarly, albeit the only sources they have gathered information from are either from YouTube, Facebook, or some satire hoax video or an article from a conspiracy website rather than an official source or fact checking their sources before blindly believing it. They won't research on both sides of the narrative because they are biased towards their narrative and prefer to cherry pick their evidence, e.g they won't check for logical fallacies or contradictions, won't check if the source has a history of spreading misinformation, they won't bother checking the date of when the source was published, on this account they begin to spout shit that had already been disproved by professionals or those in power. For those who are unable to differentiate between critical thinking and conspiracy theorism, conspiracy theorists tend to blindly follow a source, ironically they call their more intellectually superior counterparts sheeple for blindly following the mainstream news, but they nevertheless follow an alternative source by some random guy on social media or a conspiracy or pseudoscience article.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of "pLaNdEmIc?"

Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁

Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑

So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.

by UltimateDoge March 28, 2021

conspiracy of idiots

\kənˈspɪrəsi ɒv ˈɪdɪəts\ (noun) A group of idiots, loosely gathered, characterized by lack of self-awareness and an intellectual inability to empathize.

What we have here is a conspiracy of idiots.

by phurbutt January 7, 2022

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022

Conspiracy cult Cillers

CCC this is a group of devil worshipers where cillers is killers. They stalk the son of GOD everywhere. Online video games. Every social media. And every restaurant attacking him non stop and mocking him and harassing him with billions of people trying to make him mad so he threaten to kill them so they get him to lock up. They been doing this for twenty years and keep getting all his social media and video game accounts banned. And all he trying to do is find a good wife to marry forever and they mock him you going to be alone forever and attack him every time he tries to talk to a girl to get a girlfriend. And so much more.

CONspiracy Cult Cillers getting out of hand and too powerful and numberous. And have powerful people in it and backing them up because this one little kid is the only one who can stop all the evil he’s doing. Proof there is a GOD if he’s still Surviving this bloody storm. That lasted all his life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 30, 2022