Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

by Graveling November 29, 2016

Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022

shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019

New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools

He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland

by uqvx September 21, 2021

Social Climber

Nothing but bitches that get up two-faced, start hating, and all that stupid shit that they do so they can get on top of da social society! These fuckers would do anything to get to da top of da 'popular stats'!

Why you talking shit now huh? ..You used to be my home girl, now you just a social climber!

by BabyTiffany May 30, 2004

Porch Climber

A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.

"DAMNNNNNNN that porch climber is still poppin bottles!"

by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011