cock block

to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

by Sempervirens July 13, 2009

crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 8, 2009

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 27, 2011

Cock Block

When a horrible person stops you from getting the D.

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.

by Jennynovak May 27, 2015