clart

Geordie word for 'dirt'.

Howay man, stop fannyin' aboot in tha' clarts. You'll end up hacky black, man!

by Jon Sillito August 10, 2004

Clart

A vaginal blood fart.

"She clarted and it looked like a crime scene in her panties."

by Hanna Carlson May 6, 2014

Clatch

A combination of 'clam' and 'snatch'; A woman's hairy downstairs.

Holy shit man, her clatch smelled awful!

It wasn't quite a clam, but wasn't quite a snatch...it's a clatch!

by The Grand Wolf December 5, 2010

clat clat

To shoot someone with a 9 millimeter pistol.

clat clat bitch

by John April 21, 2003

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

Calatamismic

A way to describe a feeling of great satisfaction.

"Man, last night she made me feel Calatamismic!"

by TheForgottenCookie January 13, 2010

Clatapus

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

by BillyBig July 22, 2010