Cinta Laura Kiehl is an Indonesian actress who is soooo annoying. She has totally annoying accent and annoying style. Come on, howe come you wanna learn Indonesian in Australia??? You're already in the country whose most of the people talk Indonesian! I mean, i know she's kinda smart or something, but her stupid statements makes her loooookkks soooo dumb. Besides, she looks 5 years older than her age. Hahaha.
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