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chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure
*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
by reggieXray May 20, 2020
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Cholita

“That’s my little cholita over there. Mamas really going stupid.”
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Person A: I just went on the best date ever with a really cool person!

Person B: Yeah you found a real chole!
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ChOleg

une grande baguette, always 6’5 or over

a ChOleg only wears birkenstocks, swim trunks and button downs. his routine consists of sleeping through every alarm, eating 30 meals a day, and weightlifting suitcases whilst reciting self-made poetic prose.

A ChOleg’s biggest dream is to be rich, and he is one Russian away from being a Chad, even sporting a backwards cap from time to time .

As someone who believes that responsibility is happiness, he is usually found networking with rich children in elite nightclubs or pretending to speak french in the streets of Paris.

A true ChOleg will never refuse to share his toothpaste.
“I’m hungry” said ChOleg as he waddled through the city he claims he will own someday.
by BadBoyBotzung August 13, 2021
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cholip

Cholip is the girl. She is shy type person and the type of person that with a long patience, naughty, full of kindness But when you run out of patience ,you might not like . In other words small but terrible person.
Cholip is a person
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cholip

Cholip is a girl. A smart and gorgeous girl that everyone loves. She always makes you laugh and never fails to make someone smile.A caring girl and friend who will be their for you in hard times.Very loving, naughty, nice and sweet. She's always their for you.
I'd love to be cholip
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chelmetsexual

A person attracted a to a layer a rancid moldy cheese-like substance located on the helmet of a gentlemens penis.
Hi am a chelmetsexual, I love chelmets bro.
by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022
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