une grande baguette, always 6’5 or over

a ChOleg only wears birkenstocks, swim trunks and button downs. his routine consists of sleeping through every alarm, eating 30 meals a day, and weightlifting suitcases whilst reciting self-made poetic prose.

A ChOleg’s biggest dream is to be rich, and he is one Russian away from being a Chad, even sporting a backwards cap from time to time .

As someone who believes that responsibility is happiness, he is usually found networking with rich children in elite nightclubs or pretending to speak french in the streets of Paris.

A true ChOleg will never refuse to share his toothpaste.
“I’m hungry” said ChOleg as he waddled through the city he claims he will own someday.
by BadBoyBotzung August 13, 2021
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