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cheerleader

Someone who leads other people to cheer. Simple as that.

Cheerleaders aren't always "slutty blondes". Lots of us have morals, and are trying to erase bad sterotypes various media channels give us. Some are even expected to be role models and can't swear or show any form of PDA while in uniform. We're required to have a grade average of B- or more in school, or else we're ineligible.

Granted there are some people who fit the stereotype of "Rich, skinny, bitchy blonde that cakes on makeup" but in reality we're so much more than that. Not all cheerleaders are skinny, some have to be bigger in size while stunting. I mean, you try twisting girls up in the air that are 100+ while keeping them balanced. Not as easy as it sounds (that goes for you too Mr. Superjock)

Cheerleaders are also very diverse and come from different ethnicities. Have you ever seen a Bring it On Movie (the third one had a good mix. Caucasian, African-American, and Asian-American)

Some cheerleaders can't wear makeup up or glitter either. We're athletes, not a beauty pageant.
FAKE CHEERLEADER

Mike: Oh, here comes Elizah..
Elizah: Hey, James. want to come over to my house tonight, I heard your dick is huge.

James: Um, no thanks, not interested.
Elizah: Douche, what about you?
Mike: I'd rather not fuck a slut.

REAL CHEERLEADER

James: Hey, look it's Jessica.
Jessica: Hey guys, are you going to the pep rally today?
Mike: Sure, what time?
Jessica: 2:45. Goooo Panthers!

Mike: Aw, she's the cutest little cheerleader.

James: And she isn't bitchy like Elizah is.
Mike: Totally, she's so sweet and bubbly. Hey, is she single?
by Live-Laugh-Love December 31, 2009
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Cheerleading

Officially named a sport at the beginning of the 2008-2009 school year.

So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.

it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.
go look up TOP GUN JAGS and then you'll know how much of a sport cheerleading really is.
by Chrleadr008 June 11, 2009
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Cheerleader

A person who defends their "high" level of intelligent by typing "and for all of u that think cheerleaders are dumb then u are so wrong."
I can't even watch the football game anymore, the damn cheerleaders keep on getting in the way.
by Liberal Hippie Douche June 30, 2005
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cheerleader

Slutty bitches who crave attention. It's said they couldn't be able to live without it, however this theory has never been proven due to the fact they get mass amounts of attention anyway for carrying the shallow, clone-like personalities they've acquired over the years. Why does this get them attention? Because it's a pretty big deal when the quarterback's condoms all breaks and half the team gets pregnant. They're generally stupid and aren't able to think for themselves. They swallow anything right up that's mainstream or what someone tells them they should like. They look at other non-cheerleaders as far below them and, when joining a cheer squad, generally stop being friends with those who have not crossed over to the evils of cheerleading. Because they are the superior race, they believe only in wearing extremely bright colors, and, when going out on a limb in wearing a darker color, risk the rejection of their fellow cheerclones.

They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties.

However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.
"Those who can't do, become a cheerleader."
by Brianna Jonsan July 1, 2007
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cheerleading

stupid cult mistaken for a sport. It was invented by someone who wanted to be a gymnast but was too stupid to do it. cheer leading is a ripoff of gymnastics.
coach: you can't be a gymnast
blonde: i'll invent cheerleading!
by cheersucks666 April 14, 2009
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cheerleader

A member (and possibly the leader) of the Teen Girl Squad. She is the one that asks the burning question: "Are you ready to look SO GOOD!!!!?"
If you look SO GOOD!!!!, then chances are you're probably Cheerleader.
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
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Cheetle

The residue left on your fingers after consuming a bag of Cheetos.
I hate when people take your papers and get cheetle all over them!
by Winkey719 September 12, 2013
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