chat up

To speak to someone with the intent of eventually engaging in sexual intercourse with them. Generally conducted in a relaxed, playful and outstandingly obvious manner.

Almost invariably carried out by men on women; to be a male recipient means you're either extremely lucky or the giver believes you, as the British say, to bat for the other side.

A common, braindead, and therefore quintessentially British phrase, which explains the strange and nonsensical definition(s) sitting next to this one. To chat up is a type of the unfortunate word of banter, which shares all three properties mentioned above.

Guy 1: "Cor, look at all the fit birds in the place!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna chat up the one in the tight black skirt. Phwoar!"

Guy 1 walks in hungover and bruised.
Guy 2: "What did you get up to?"
Guy 1: "I got trashed and started chatting up this stunner. I started pulling and I was all set to bang her but then her boyfriend came back from the bar."

A couple are at a restaurant. The girl goes to the restroom while the guy places the order. When she comes back, the guy and the waitress have just finished talking.
Girl: "I can't take my eyes off you for a second. You were blatantly chatting her up."

by Isacki February 18, 2009

Real Chat

a term thats used often to state whatever was said is true;

Tyray: Ayo My Nigga...That Bitch Lady Gaga Is Sexy Daaaawg...I Would Beat Dat All Up..Word

Me: ....i dont know man...i heard ol'girl packin a dick

Tyray: Foreal?!

Me: Real Chat

Tyray: damn...never mind than

Me: nevermind nothin nigga...you know you gay now right?

by MosFame January 19, 2010

catz'n a bag

A visual description of what it looks like when you stare at a girl's ass who is running that had one too many bacon double cheeseburgers.

"Hey, did you see the girl with the jacked up face on the treadmill?" - said Sam
"Yeah, talk about catz'n a bag!" - replied Richard
"You're an idiot - cried Sam

by Richard Wad February 25, 2009

chatactivist

A person or individual who chats, posts or postures about social change but does nothing more than just that. A chatactivist will never actually do the work or make personal changes needed to impact or make the social and / or environmental change actually happen that they appear to be promoting.

Susan, a chatactivist, posts on Facebook all the time about the need to not eat GMO foods while regularly having her daily lunch at McDonald's. Tom blogs regularly about all the local protests for social change, but yet he has never been known to attend a protest making him appear to be a chatactivist. Due to the fact that Karen tells her co-workers why they should donate to charities yet Karen has never been able to show she herself has donated, her co-workers call her a chatactivist. showing that she has ever donated. Sandy didn't consider herself a chatactivist even though she was smoked two cigarettes while she was preaching to others about the chemicals in our air and rivers.

by Griptionator November 2, 2013

Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

Chatali

Cool, fantastic jolly brighter egoistic overthinking topped

I want to be like chatali

by Chats June 3, 2019

Chat War

when twitch chat argue about which land of mass they spawned on OMEGALUL retards

Retard 1: EU LOST TO RATS OMEGALUL
Retard 2: NA LOST TO FOOD OMEGALUL
Normal chatter: Chat War WeirdChamp

by xqcL August 4, 2019