Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.

Kaitlyn totally chainsawed me last night.

by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018

Chainsaw

Something or somethings that are super cool. Pretty much a substitute for the word “cool”

“Dang bro, when you did that backflip it was so CHAINSAW”

by Trickledowneconomics23 October 16, 2018

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

chainsaw teeth

A person that doesn’t take care of their teeth due to drug use or poor dental hygiene.

That Meth head has chainsaw teeth

by Combop May 25, 2020

chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.

I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Chainsawing

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.

Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!

by Vampire_Girl January 5, 2021