Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.
by Colin F. Young November 5, 2004
Get the Cellulite Blurbles mug.The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006
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When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.
by Corn Causey August 5, 2008
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Get the Cello mug.A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."
by Googlemaps October 1, 2009
Get the Shred the Cello mug.1. Licking ass.
2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.
3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.
3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?
2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!
3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!
3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
Get the Playing the Cello mug.An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.
As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.
by Suzee February 13, 2007
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