catholic shit

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.

Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.

by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Catholic girl

a young female believer in the Catholic faith. Often they wear crosses. They have a stereotype for being slutty, especially the ones who go to an all girls school, but this is not always true. Some wait to have sex till they're married, some till they fall in love. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT take it up the butt. That's still sex, and still a sin. Always a lot of fun to be around.

S: Is she Catholic?
M: Yeah, she's a Catholic girl. Lot of fun. Waiting till marriage for sex though.
S: Bummer...

by randomgirlinkilt September 9, 2011

is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 16, 2006

York Catholic

A school where white bitches try to act black but it doesn’t work out for them. The school is Racist as hell and the teachers throw books at you then want you to pray about it afterwards. The only true bitches there are the black ones. So amen to that. Oh yeah I forgot to mention, we do drugs in the bathroom

People: oh so you go to York Catholic?
Me: yeah why?
People: you guys must be loaded on drugs!
Me: “Walks away”

by Ellio:) June 27, 2018

cafeteria catholic

A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.

John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.

by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006

Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School

Private catholic school in the heart of Oklahoma City. This shithole is hardly able to be considered "private," because its lacking academics. You'd probably be better off just fucking it and going to John Marshall or Northwest Classen. This school is filled to the brim with plaid skirt wearing whores, who leap at any opportunity to get wasted or stoned. The "men" at this "school" all have small dicks, which they use to rape and assault their female classmates. Its a great enviornment for those seeking a poor education and bathrooms which smell like mango juul pods. The so called Catholics at this school are the furthest from God that one could be.

The Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School quarterback angrily threw his helmet onto the ground and yelled, punching the air as his team suffered a brutal loss.

by fuckingwhore420 February 25, 2021

Traditionalist Catholic

A traditionalist catholic is a member of the roman rite of the Catholic church that believes the second Vatican council had unintended consciences and preferers a liturgy from pre Vatican ll usually the Tridentine mass also known as the Latin mass they also have conservative views on women's role homosexuality abortion and contraception

My friend went to a Latin mass on Sunday because he is a based Traditionalist Catholic

by Based tradCath zoomer July 16, 2022