carp

i say it instead of crap

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop

Carp smells like beans

by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019

carps

conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"

a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)

by h4tdog March 11, 2021

Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

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by writerbylife December 4, 2019

The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.

I caught the carp in the poolroom.

by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024

Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies

Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.

by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019