Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.

I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.

by robcooke April 14, 2025

Radioactive Carp

Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.

You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.

“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”

by daniellaZee November 25, 2019

Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018

Coonskin Carp

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Carps

Carps is a conyo slang for “Are you g (game)?

Carps -> Carpet -> Rug -> r u g = are you g?

ex. 1:
conyo 1: yoooo parehh... i have kwento for you mamaya... kwento later, carps?

ex. 2:
conyo 1: duuudeee... bgc tayo later parehh... carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!!

by chonkee June 3, 2021