Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.

Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.

by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.

I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.

by robcooke April 14, 2025

The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.

I caught the carp in the poolroom.

by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

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by writerbylife December 4, 2019