Captain Miranda

A Captain Miranda is a woman who is a leader and an all-around happy chick.

"When I bake my Mother cupcakes, she is one Captain Miranda."

by Shanelle Rochelle October 22, 2009

Sofa Captain

A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.

Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.

Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.

Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!

Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!

Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011

Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009

Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill

Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010

captain black

A great little cigar availble in flavors such as cheery and sweet. Very good and satisfying.

Can i Have a cigar.

For sure, only have Captain Blacks though.

Sweet.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005

Captain Knots

Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.

"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"

by theyseemeryden January 12, 2013

captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

by hooblunt May 20, 2007