by smurf August 23, 2004

It means when someone says something about you but they have the same thing that means they can't be talking
Bully: thats why you you have a messed up hairline
Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house
Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house
by Dancegirlz12 July 8, 2017

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
by Best Alex November 28, 2018

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.
by Mrs.Smile--Geography*grr* July 23, 2009

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.
It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.
Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.
It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.
Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"
2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
by Sr88 October 22, 2015

by HannahOops May 18, 2017
