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João Calado

Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible
You are very João calado
by Stradinha June 22, 2020
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Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.
“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”
by Crackston June 6, 2021
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CARMINE CALA

best male filmier out there

male vs male
" hey man have u seen the latest video that CARMINE CALA and JOHNNY SINS made, its awesome"

"yea dude i watched it all last night, best iv seen"
by johnny fukin sins June 21, 2021
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AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1
Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!
by ATG6923 May 5, 2022
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Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.
Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes
by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022
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Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.
by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023
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calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.
that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve
by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009
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