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Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice
by Ben Percey July 7, 2022
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urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .
Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it
Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh
by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023
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Forbidden Calamari

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
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Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf
Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!
by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026
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