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kawaii cactus

A cactus which is so kawaii!
Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"
by Kawaii Cactus May 1, 2020
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Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.
Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!
by Rat Brown May 29, 2011
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Bearded Cactus

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.
by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015
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bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard
by salmon69420 March 13, 2022
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Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.
Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.
by NotaNazi September 8, 2014
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Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.
Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.
by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017
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cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!
by Knasty August 30, 2016
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