crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

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by Simon Clery March 26, 2004

Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

by Legendary1 October 19, 2009

Crop Top

Something that Middle-School aged Females should NEVER EVER FUCKING WEAR! God, it makes me sooooo fucking mad that they do. Like, what parent would let their teen girl walk out of the house in a crop-top, especially in winter?
Like it makes me so mad to the point that... ykw, nm.

The new rule at insert school name here states, "NO FUCKING CROP TOPS PER THE COUNTY REQUEST." LL the crop tops, ig?

by AirTrafficControlSpecialist December 14, 2022

Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

Crop Rape

When crops with Genetically Engineered DNA breed with organic crops (Corn, Soy, Canola, Cotton)...and the owner of the Seed Patent (probably the Monsanto Corporation) will then sue the owner of the hybrid plant, and force the organic farmer to pay Monsanto Corporation and/or destroy the crop/seeds. Usually ending in bankruptcy for the organic farmer and the destruction of generations of naturally cultivated seeds.

"The Round-Up Ready seed Crop Rape (ed) my field and sprouted, and crossed with my corn, and Monsanto sued me and I had to burn all my seed and now I have to sell my field because I can't feed my family."

by Chi Chi LaRoo January 22, 2010

Crop Duster

Sexual act where a male ties a female up, sets up a fan in front of her face, and masturbates into the fan until ejaculation, thus splattering the discharge all over the female's face.

Susie: Tommy, last time you gave me a crop duster you ruined my new top!

by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017