by notdolly January 2, 2022
Get the Cricket Crewmug. by owangutang May 18, 2021
Get the Butt Cricketsmug. Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011
Get the Minge Cricketsmug. Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.
Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020
Get the Village Cricketmug. A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
Get the Spitting Cricketmug. When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
Get the Status Cricketsmug. A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.
by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014
Get the cricket piñatamug.