1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."
2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"
1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"
1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
by chr February 25, 2007
by Dorgen April 20, 2006
corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn
by tpain2 April 16, 2010
by minghi April 27, 2003
A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic
Ex 1:
Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...
Ex 2:
Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.
Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...
Ex 2:
Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.
by jasmine tee August 16, 2010
by slimer james November 04, 2009
When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks
My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
by Leedle feey May 06, 2017