corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.
1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
by chr February 25, 2007
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corny cob

adj.
uncool or out of date
Plural. corny cobbs
Allen-Ginny's blouse is Soo very corny cob.
George- Yes I believe it is quite corny cob.
by Dorgen April 20, 2006
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corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn
"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"
by tpain2 April 16, 2010
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corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"
we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.
by minghi April 27, 2003
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Corn cob

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic
Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.
by jasmine tee August 16, 2010
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corn cob

1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.
"man rook is such a corn cob"
by slimer james November 04, 2009
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sausage cob

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks
My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
by Leedle feey May 06, 2017
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