Cincinnati Ounce

An "ounce" of 25 grams. Used similarly to a "baker's dozen" so the customer doesn't cause trouble for being ripped off accidentally or, more rarely, out of simple generosity. Originated in Fairfield, a city north of Cincinnati.

"You positive this is an ounce?"

"Yeah, and I made it a Cincinnati Ounce just to be sure."

by Charles Prescott September 5, 2011

Cincinnati Balboa

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tieing them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the "Cincinnati Balboa"!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off!

Example #2

Gareth: I just say Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008

Cincinnati Hug

When a young lady attempts to give a gentleman a hug or friendly peck, but instead receives a tongue down her throat. Common tactic of males hailing from or residing in the Greater Cincinnati, OH area.

Hannah went to give Tommy a hug goodbye, but was appalled when he turned it into a Cincinnati Hug.

by Chi Town Schmidtty February 28, 2008

Cincinnati Strangler

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.

yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.

by chrisssstheamurican March 16, 2011

Cincinnati Gay

A closeted homosexual who lives a lie and tries to pretend to be heterosexual, even to the point of being married with children. A common condition in ultraconservative cities, such as Cincinnati.

That poor woman. Does she not realize her husband is Cincinnati gay?

by nirvana214421 October 15, 2010

Cincinnati Owl

A very smooth statement made in a conversation where an item is being negotiated

That's about as smooth as the backside of a Cincinnati Owl

by The Pennsylvania Growler March 31, 2011

Cincinnati Seven

This is a term for a female who thinks of themselves as a 10, but they're really a 4. Typically found in and around Cincinnati.

The bar is full of Cincinnati Seven's, let's get out of here.

by Timmonidus March 1, 2022