by schizo_valdik October 23, 2019
A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child
by Camonday February 20, 2018
A young person, especially a hippie, rejecting conventional society, sand advocating love, peace, and simple, idealistic values
She's a flower child
by Words?¿ October 04, 2015
A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.
From Black Sheep - Similak Child
From Black Sheep - Similak Child
That similak child is drivin me wild
by guy July 27, 2004
The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing
Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.
real convo with smarter child
21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.
21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.
by Brigid89 August 19, 2006
Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.
Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.
by THE SNICKERDOODLE February 22, 2011