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Chars....choclatemilk

chars....choclatemilk is an army who’s little sister changed their username on tiktok to a very cringe username (aka chars....choclatemilk) and now the army wants to kill their little sister.
Person 1: hey who’s chars....choclatemilk

Person 2: oh that’s an army who’s little sister changed their name to a very cringe username aka chars....choclatemilk
by heterophobic37 December 30, 2020
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Carsten

Carsten is Jewish
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Carsten

Carsten is Jewish
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pseudo-charity

Noun

1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)

2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.

The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.

I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.

2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
by a pseudo nym October 27, 2017
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Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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backup chapstick

A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
by argylesweaters March 10, 2020
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The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
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