Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

you can't be talking

It means when someone says something about you but they have the same thing that means they can't be talking

Bully: thats why you you have a messed up hairline

Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house

by Dancegirlz12 July 8, 2017

you can't beat it

Like a sore dick

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.

by Best Alex November 28, 2018

Word can't be blank

Definition can't be blank

Example can't be blank
Example should include the word "Word can't be blank"

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".

1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"

by Sr88 October 22, 2015

He Can't Fit In

When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.

"Get out of there and stop being silly!"
"He's jealous because he can't fit in."

by Mrs.Smile--Geography*grr* July 23, 2009

It can't happen here

The literal truth.

America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.

by Eushshtb January 18, 2023