Bryson

Someone that lies their way to the top, but has absolutely no clue how to do their job.

Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.

Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.

Our new supervisor is such a Bryson, it does not matter what you ask him, his only reply is, shouldn't you know that, isn't that what we are paying you for. Now get back to work before I replace you.

by NoFilerAtAll December 11, 2022

bryson

bryson usually like girls with big boobs or ass and has a high body count.

bryson fuck me harder

by sd fdxdf vf December 31, 2022

Bryson

Less than zero fucks given

I give a Bryson about doing my jobs today.

by Highway 12 July 29, 2023

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022

Allyssa Bryson

She’s a kind hearted person that has the best Dora voice impression and is in love with zendaya

Hey have you seen Allyssa Brysons new tik tok?

Yeah she is so great at her thirst traps!!

by skybrushsk July 26, 2022

Bryson

A boy with a brown mullet and brown eye's a guy who is a flirt but also sweet the guy who sits really close to you at lunch to talk to his friend.

Girl: Damn who's that dude?
Guy: Him that's Bryson

by Loveeya May 6, 2022

Bryson

Bryson is one of a kind. He’s loving, caring, compassionate and outgoing. Bryson never fails to make me laugh.. he makes me feel like no one ever has before. He is strong, motivated and kind and I am so deeply in love with him. He has curly brown hair and beautiful brown eyes that I can just look into all day. He is my soulmate.

Her: wow who’s that good looking guy?
Me: that’s Bryson, he’s my boyfriend.

Her: Jeez you’re so lucky.

Me: I truly am.

by anonymous November 10, 2022