Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 2, 2021

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2022

big baller brown eyes

when you dogs a asshole

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

by ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, June 3, 2021

The Brown Eye Kiss

When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together

Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.

by Drunken Hippie January 4, 2022

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 9, 2011

brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs

I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.

by Dud9996 February 25, 2022