Broken picker

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.

She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.

by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

Broken Watch

A person who lies too much.

She is a broken watch. Right only twice a day.

by SUPERHITesh April 6, 2017

broken maths

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

Broken Zipper

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

by diggersdozen September 21, 2017

Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

Broken Neck

A homely individual that walks around speaking in tongues with a crooked neck also is extremely timid and a mommy's boy.

Anthony was acting like such a broken neck at church resting his head on his mom's shoulder.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

Broken Piñata

When an overweight girl with no self respect allows any man to beat her guts

Sarah is such a broken piñata she let the football squad dick her down

by Gubu September 19, 2018