Brett Favre Her

The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.

This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence

me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.

by RowdyRodThatPipesHer March 11, 2017

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Brett Osullivan

When you're feeling stingey so you shit in your girlfriends vagina before sex then pull out pre vinegar stroke and dump a load out bush.

My mate was going to take a load out to the tip and decided he'd buy a goon sack instead. Having spent his money and feeling frisky he decided to give his girlfriend a Brett Osullivan and dump two loads out bush at once

by lemon tea party February 6, 2015

Brett move

A term used to describe the actions of a person who does the most ridiculous and/or unexpected thing possible in any given situation.

Mark: Hey, remember when Brett decided to pregame our pregame?
Drew: Yea, he’s a lunatic. He blacked out before we even got to the bar.

Mark: It was funny though, but that was such a Brett move.

by Rollterps7 March 10, 2018

Brett Battle

Brett Darius Battle (born May 27, 1988), better known by his stage name FAMEOUS, is an American rapper and songwriter.

Brett Battle

by elitemgmt May 1, 2010

Brett It

When a female is so amazingly sexy that you would adopt/put up with 2 of her illegitimate children and a bun in the oven just to get your dick wet!

Crosby: Hey man, check out that banging ass female over there!

Zack: Dude, she is fine. Would you "Brett It?"

Crosby: Hells yes!!! I would "Brett It" all day long! She gives me pre-cum just looking at her!!!

by Madvillianny from Houston, TX July 8, 2011

brett baker

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT

Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

by BRETT is better than Kevin March 13, 2019