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Brendon Urie

Jessica : That guy is such a Brendon Urie , you should totally ask him out John
John: Omg Jessica stop! I'm not sure if his into boys

(WE'LL NEVER KNOW)
by Lukagoth June 7, 2018
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Brendon Urie

the evil version of Lin Manuel Miranda; evil Lin Manuel Miranda; Lin Manuel Miranda if he was evil
Person 1: “Brendon Urie? Don’t know who that is.”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”
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Brendon

Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.
That Brendon is nothing but heartache and drama.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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Brendoned

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
by brindlecunny August 14, 2019
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THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".
Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!
by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021
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Brendon

Usually seen with a android, likes to have sex on the phone , he’s kind and very mean so don’t get on is bad side . He is a funny mike FAN ! He’s usually born in July, August or June !
Brendon a fag
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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