T-boned

The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire

"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"

by rainmaker666 June 11, 2006

small boned

A nice way of saying one is short, small in an odd way, or a midget.

"Yo man I'm not short. I'm just small boned"

by shortbonededness December 9, 2008

bossed up

The act of receiving oral sex.

"I heard he got bossed up by that floral guy in the walk in"

by prankster415 October 14, 2011

boned

adjective;

Like when your mom finds a J and a lighter next to your bed.

ME: Shit dude, my mom found my stash!
HIM: Oh motherfucker your BONED!

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

BONKED

under the influence, trashed, drunk, smashed, wasted or otherwise incoheirant

dude that party was hot! I got so bonked

by Zach June 1, 2004

Bonded

(Other known as Bond)
This is when you bone somebody like crazy while shwasted & blasted.
On some occasions bond/bonded may just simply mean, boned/fucked/nailed/screwed/pounded.

The bottom line of the "act of bonding" is when you take a bitch to pound town & bond the hell out of her.

" dude i bonded this chick so hard last weekend"

" I want to bond her so bad but she wants to stay a virgin"

by knr7 November 14, 2011

boned

Fucked that person already.

I already boned that dumb Bitch!
Let's get boned!

by Wiggstress October 19, 2002