donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Bongo

Avatar - State Tyler1

He's gone Bongo

by TunaBread July 1, 2020

Bongola, Bongo Cha Cha Cha

The famous and starting words of "Bongo Cha Cha Cha" by Goodboys that are said in like a furniture store or something.

Eel Eye Juh: Bongola, Bongo Cha Cha Cha!
Elijah: Shut the hell up

by FHJordan November 26, 2024

bongoes

Similar in meaning to "good", but has the connotation that whatever is being described could be radical, extreme or unexpected. Can alternatively be spelt "bongos".

See also: bongoeman, bongify, beats the drums

"Check it out, this is bongoes!"
"Did you go to the party yesterday? It was absolutely bongoes!"

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

Bongo Head

A person who’s mother was in an interracial gang bang while pregnant with them. Thus pushing in their soft spot.

Anthony is a bongo head

by AaronBonehart May 12, 2022

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022