An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.
“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
by gavlatron January 3, 2020
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by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020
Get the Bologna Salad mug.Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...
by kabong1978 February 28, 2011
Get the Bologna Saddle mug.Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?
Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".
Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.
Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".
Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.
by the1HOOFhearted October 2, 2011
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by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010
Get the Stoney Bologna mug."Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.
Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"
by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009
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One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.
One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.
by Tata Toothy October 17, 2006
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