The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.
by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022
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Unnecessarily lengthy and/or overly frequent comments posted to a blog; or the habit of extreme verbosity when posting blog comments; or the useless content within such unnecessary comments.
Tom: Wow! Gina must spend her whole day on this blog! She posts a comment on every thread that gets started here! But it's all babble ... she only comes up with something really worth saying about two or three times a month!
Dick: Yeah, she's got a bad case of bloggorhea. She obviously needs to get a real life.
Dick: Yeah, she's got a bad case of bloggorhea. She obviously needs to get a real life.
by ninja nella January 26, 2010
Get the bloggorhea mug.1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").
2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.
2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.
"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."
"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."
"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."
by mattinthemiddle (mattgarita) April 20, 2010
Get the Bloggestion mug.A term, often used in a derogatory manner, to refer to a bald person.
More recently, it has been used to refer to smaller content creators who happen to be bald.
More recently, it has been used to refer to smaller content creators who happen to be bald.
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