blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.

fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe

by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016

blipslip

When your nipple is uncovered intentionally, but is done on purpose.

Oh look at her, with that god damn blipslip!

by 420Blaziken November 30, 2016

Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.

(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Blimpn

Wierd bump on the chest region, coming out of ribcage found on isaac harmon

Damn thats one good looking Blimpn

by Sichael Its michael March 6, 2019

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Blimp

a person who is 100% rope bunny

Yo I heard that grace is a blimp

by A Person behind bars November 21, 2019

BIMPS

BIMPS is a term used for the most simp-est niggas. Like niggas from St.Benedict's Prep like Davion Cotrell-Miller, David Okeh, Joseph Amado or Alex Micheal who get no pussy. This is Mostly Towards the hispanic kids and white kids while black kids got pussy yet for those who are STRAIGHT BITCH niggas they are also bimps.

Yo look at those BIMPS. EVERYDAY they BE ON snap and CLAIM TO GET PUSSY YET THEY CANT GET PUSSY NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY.

by StupidH03 December 5, 2019